C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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