Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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