my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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