I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Randomize
