She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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