I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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