How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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