its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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