so that wasnt chicken after all
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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