Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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