I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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