Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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