who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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