Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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