North Korea, Best Korea!
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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