just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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