But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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