gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
This house was built for laser tag.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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