I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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