i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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