They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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