I'm lost and stupid without you.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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