windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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