I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Small penises have feelings too.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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