i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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