Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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