3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
you win again, gameday.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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