Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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