Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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