ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
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Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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