We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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