There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.