i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.