The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
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He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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