I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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