The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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