Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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