idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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