Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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