We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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