sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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Your shirt... Was in my pants
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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