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(317): View more from Indiana

about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?

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(519): View more from Ontario

he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it

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(775): View more from Nevada

FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!

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(614): View more from Ohio

How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?

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(802): View more from Vermont

When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.

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