why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
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