I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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