i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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