I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
