I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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