You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
