if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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