Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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