Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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