if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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