Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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