Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My day in three words: secret purse cake
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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