so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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